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xp_communication2007-10-24 06:31 pm
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Email to Angel, Jan, Yvette and Laurie
Subject: [You know how I've been sick lately?]
To: [Angel, Jan, Laurie, Yvette]
From: [Monet]
First off, if Laurie and Jan don't get this, I'll just collar them later and tell them if the school's still here after we're de-evactuated. If we ain't dead. Clarice already knows, since she took me to Sydney to sort it out, with Jean and our Marius. I just figured you guys needed to know because I've been sick at you lately.
You know how I've been sick lately? It turns out it was because my OTHER brother Marius, the one my dad disowned when I was little, infected my brain with ... psychic termites or maggots or something back in June. They were supposed to erase me so he could move in, since he was dying.
He got it wrong. Because he's a f*cktard. They messed up my brain instead and made us think I had a tumor or something. They couldn't find anything and Charles traced it back to him. We fixed it. But we didn't get it done fast enough, so it's going to be a few months before I've got all my co-ordination and things back. There's medical crap along with it.
Short version is, I'm back to only being able to use metal crockery, like when I was 13.
Anyway, I just bloody got back from Sydney via Grandad.
Angel, your dad's going to need to know that I will pay for anything I break. And that I'm only breaking it because my brother is an arsehole who tried to steal my body.
To: [Angel, Jan, Laurie, Yvette]
From: [Monet]
First off, if Laurie and Jan don't get this, I'll just collar them later and tell them if the school's still here after we're de-evactuated. If we ain't dead. Clarice already knows, since she took me to Sydney to sort it out, with Jean and our Marius. I just figured you guys needed to know because I've been sick at you lately.
You know how I've been sick lately? It turns out it was because my OTHER brother Marius, the one my dad disowned when I was little, infected my brain with ... psychic termites or maggots or something back in June. They were supposed to erase me so he could move in, since he was dying.
He got it wrong. Because he's a f*cktard. They messed up my brain instead and made us think I had a tumor or something. They couldn't find anything and Charles traced it back to him. We fixed it. But we didn't get it done fast enough, so it's going to be a few months before I've got all my co-ordination and things back. There's medical crap along with it.
Short version is, I'm back to only being able to use metal crockery, like when I was 13.
Anyway, I just bloody got back from Sydney via Grandad.
Angel, your dad's going to need to know that I will pay for anything I break. And that I'm only breaking it because my brother is an arsehole who tried to steal my body.
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I know the teleporting makes you sick - do you want me to bring you somethingi for the upset stomach? Laurie says crackers and ginger ale are good for when you are making the hurling.
From your friend Yvette.
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Some toast would be wonderful, actually. I'm not that queasy, since I didn't eat this morning and it's only lunchtime in Sydney right now.
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What the hell does metal crockery have to do with maggots in your brain?
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I have super strength. Holding things gently takes more coordination than holding things tightly. Many things break if you do that, so I'm using metal cups and things for now. It's is why I'm also using one of Cain's old keyboards.
Also, as gross as you think it is now? It's 200 times worse if you've met the f*ckwit.
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