http://x_bishop.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-bishop.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2008-12-14 11:48 am

E-Mail to Wanda

To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.

After watching my microwave, lamp, DvD player, TV, stereo, and PISTOL all die when I've tried to use them I have decided that this is your fault. Fix me, please. If this spreads to my car then I'll have no choice but to go on a rampage.

[identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Tall, Dark and Handsome]
From: [Tall, Dark and Gorgeous]
Subject: Re: Make it stop.

What on earth are you doing over there? You sound like you got hit by one of Jennie's discs, not... Wait. Are you 'zarking', for lack of a better term, when you're using them?

[identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering your liver didn't melt when I filled you up with chaos energy, I think failing electronics is the least of your worries, my dear. However, the fact that it's been this long is a little worrying.

Do you hoard energy?

And it is so a word, even if modern dictionary's don't acknowledge it yet.

[identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It's odd that it's only effecting things with a power source. Then again, sometimes I only have the barest of realizations of what the after effects of my power will be.

The fact that you've been storing it in your system since New York means it's probably been corrupting the rest of the power you've been holding onto. Best guess, anyway.

I'd suggest going to the quarry at the Mansion and, well, discharging everything. I can't be certain how much you still have or how much got corrupted so anything in your system needs to go.

[identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that could present a problem.

Wait, what's Scott doing at the moment? You need to empty your system of the contaminated energy but what would happen if, say, Scott were able to immediately refill the 'tank'?

Bishop, that truly the saddest thing I have heard all day today.

[identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Just don't go into the nearest electronics store until then.

You say the nicest things to me. I'm sorry I broke you.