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To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
After watching my microwave, lamp, DvD player, TV, stereo, and PISTOL all die when I've tried to use them I have decided that this is your fault. Fix me, please. If this spreads to my car then I'll have no choice but to go on a rampage.
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
After watching my microwave, lamp, DvD player, TV, stereo, and PISTOL all die when I've tried to use them I have decided that this is your fault. Fix me, please. If this spreads to my car then I'll have no choice but to go on a rampage.
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From: [Tall, Dark and Gorgeous]
Subject: Re: Make it stop.
What on earth are you doing over there? You sound like you got hit by one of Jennie's discs, not... Wait. Are you 'zarking', for lack of a better term, when you're using them?
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From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
They just die. If other people use them they work fine, which is what convinced me this is all your fault. I don't know what 'zarking' is but I'm pretty sure it's not actually a word.
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Do you hoard energy?
And it is so a word, even if modern dictionary's don't acknowledge it yet.
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From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
I absorb and store energy. But that's fairly common knowledge. I'm assuming this has been happening longer then I've noticed and is gaining momentum now.
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The fact that you've been storing it in your system since New York means it's probably been corrupting the rest of the power you've been holding onto. Best guess, anyway.
I'd suggest going to the quarry at the Mansion and, well, discharging everything. I can't be certain how much you still have or how much got corrupted so anything in your system needs to go.
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From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
I'm not sure I can even empty my entire system. We might have quite the problem on our hands. In the future I might have to find some other tall, dark, and gorgeous woman to power me up.
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Wait, what's Scott doing at the moment? You need to empty your system of the contaminated energy but what would happen if, say, Scott were able to immediately refill the 'tank'?
Bishop, that truly the saddest thing I have heard all day today.
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And don't worry, you might not be able to charge me without side effect but that doesn't mean we can't still be friends.
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You say the nicest things to me. I'm sorry I broke you.
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From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
We'll just say you owe me a favor and leave it at that.