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To: [Perfection]
From: [Chameleon]
Subject: Entertain me.

I fucking hate airports. Internet is boring. Why do I agree to go on transatlantic flights?

I was definitely too scared to ask before, but now I'm bored and willing to deal with the mental scarring. Why do you love his tail?

-M

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Stick figures are good.

Also, I knew it! By the way, you're bad at girl talk if that attempt at getting information about us last week was indication. Might want to work on that a bit.

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Stick figures with tail, which is probably going to look like a weird third leg or something. Maybe I should use a different colored pen for it.

Fucking hell, I know. I am. I've lived with guys since I was 17!! You're lucky I can figure out how the fuck to put on eyeliner, nevermind try girltalk. Also, it's dull as shit. I prefer my "So let's talk about where Kurt puts his tail" approach. It's loads more entertaining. Though...really, not sure I can look him in the eye with a straight face for a bit.

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Nah, just put a little arrow pointing to it and write "tail".

We can fix that, if we need to, next time you're at the mansion. I think Illyana actually knows what sort of shoes to wear these days because of me.

What do you do when you've got to play a normal girl? Pretend to have laryngitis till you can knock the mark over their head?

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Haha, I can do that!

I can play girl just fine, actually. Though I only know ballroom dancing from the male side, actually. (Makes taking Jean-Paul out dancing convenient, I get to make him be the girl.) But just because I can play at something doesn't mean it translates to the real thing. I'm not sure that makes sense to you, though.

Could be worth it just to see boyfriend's jaw hit the floor. But is that worth wearing a skirt?