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To: [Perfection]
From: [Chameleon]
Subject: Entertain me.

I fucking hate airports. Internet is boring. Why do I agree to go on transatlantic flights?

I was definitely too scared to ask before, but now I'm bored and willing to deal with the mental scarring. Why do you love his tail?

-M

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[x-m.livejournal.com]

Airports are like that. Still, at least it's only a wee little transatlantic flight, rather than a 20-something flight of death.

Babe, you have to ask?

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Yeah no shit. Nearly the same timezone, though. WTF is with me and being either in GMT or GMT+1? Fuck you +1, fuck you.

All the kinky shit I've done with people has only involved the sort of tail you stick on, usually in accompaniment of kitty ears because guys have this stupid catgirl thing from too much fucking hentai. So, yes, I have to ask.

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...ew. Some people are really sad. I bet they were fat and ugly, too.

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Most of them were. Especially the ones who wanted me to mimic an 18 year old and then dress up like an 8 year old and call them Daddy. If my own father hadn't been fucking amazing it could have given me a complex.

And now I have images of you sitting on Kurt's lap calling him Daddy and him making really inappropriate gestures with his tail in the region of your mouth. God, my brain! (Fuck you airport)

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Ngh. Some people! There is a world of icky right there. I'm truely sorry.


Also, love: No. I do not and never have done that with Kurt. Get your mind out of the bloody gutter and go start scoping for the flight marshalls. Freak them out or something.

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You're sidestepping the whole tail issue, how is my brain supposed to not be in the gutter? Just be glad I'm saving you the most pornographic of its assumptions.

But I'm suddenly convinced Kurt would be an awesome mutant porn star now.

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I'm glad? How about all the other people in the airport with you? Some of them can probably see your laptop.

And he would be. Mutant porn star in pirate porn. He has these swords, you know?

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It's okay, I'm not giving them the really explicit version either.

Do you have a thing for the swords too?

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He uses it to play with my hair when were ... busy, okay? Now get your mind out of the gutter.

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That's it? You got smitten on Fuzzy over his tail playing with your hair?

God, that's so anticlimactic.

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And other things, but that's as much as I'm willing to say.

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You totally use the tail for kinky reasons!

OMG the images. Nooooooo!

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Like you didn't already know that.

...you're going to tell Amanda, aren't you?

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No, she said she didn't want to know if it had to do with the tail.

Also, I'd be surprised if you guys have covered all the mental images in my head yet. I should send you sketches.

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Thank you for that. Last thing I need is an angry witch and five of her buddies showing up because she's worried.

Also, I'd be surprised if you guys have covered all the mental images in my head yet. I should send you sketches.

Please do.

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Keep in mind, I can't draw for shit. Ea might be able to manage something decent and since he's with us for the moment... Or you can get my stick figures (with tail)

Well, the angry witch figured you were just messing with him. Passing fancy. I may have offered to find out if you actually were into him or not....

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Stick figures are good.

Also, I knew it! By the way, you're bad at girl talk if that attempt at getting information about us last week was indication. Might want to work on that a bit.

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Stick figures with tail, which is probably going to look like a weird third leg or something. Maybe I should use a different colored pen for it.

Fucking hell, I know. I am. I've lived with guys since I was 17!! You're lucky I can figure out how the fuck to put on eyeliner, nevermind try girltalk. Also, it's dull as shit. I prefer my "So let's talk about where Kurt puts his tail" approach. It's loads more entertaining. Though...really, not sure I can look him in the eye with a straight face for a bit.

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Nah, just put a little arrow pointing to it and write "tail".

We can fix that, if we need to, next time you're at the mansion. I think Illyana actually knows what sort of shoes to wear these days because of me.

What do you do when you've got to play a normal girl? Pretend to have laryngitis till you can knock the mark over their head?

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Haha, I can do that!

I can play girl just fine, actually. Though I only know ballroom dancing from the male side, actually. (Makes taking Jean-Paul out dancing convenient, I get to make him be the girl.) But just because I can play at something doesn't mean it translates to the real thing. I'm not sure that makes sense to you, though.

Could be worth it just to see boyfriend's jaw hit the floor. But is that worth wearing a skirt?

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Oh, hell yeah.

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You should always make sure you have a safeword during edgeplay. ;)

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Hey, I'm invulnerable. But yes, neither of us are stupid.

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So people say and then someone ends up in hospital.

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Which? That they're invulnerable or that they have a safe word?

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The latter. I don't think many people can use the "Press it harder, I'm invulnerable" line with any degree of success.

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Well, some people are morons. We all know that.

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Some people? That statement seems...off.

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Are you saying I'm a moron? Or that all people are morons?

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I'm saying loads more than just some of them are morons. Like most of them.

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And I'm saying it would take a really special brand of stupid for someone to end up in hospital because they didn't have a safeword. Everyone knows to use one.

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"Everyone" is an understatement. Loads of people end up in hospital because of edgeplay and bloodplay and asphyxiation stuff and they don't have a safeword or a safeword equivalent because they don't think of it or they trust their play partner enough to think they don't need one because their partner will know when to stop.

A john wanted to do heavy S&M play with me without a safeword once. Madame's security landed him in the hospital. They didn't give him a safeword.