Emails to Professor Xavier, Angelo

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Professor Xavier]
From: [Kyle Gibney]

Subject: Jared.


I tried, seriously, I did, but I can't live with this dude anymore and there's only so much anger management stuff I can do. I'd move out, but it's my room and it's got my soundproofing stuff and I'm not the one threatening the new guy and calling people insulting names.

I was gonna put up with him until he started saying he wanted to mess with the new kid because the kid is blind. I just can't deal with that. There's only so much I can keep my temper.

-Kyle


To: [Angelo]
From: [Kyle]

Subject: seeing red

I emailed the prof about moving him out, because it's MY SUITE, and I feel like a wuss for having to go to the prof but it's that or I am seriously gonna like try to find a way to beat the guy senseless and that'll just make him try to be even more of a martyr.

Look how mature and shit I am not solving my problems with claws and kicking people in the face.

Comments

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Good for you. I'm seriously tempted to find out how he does without air, myself.

I mean, it seems like the new kid can take care of defending himself, but it still doesn't give Jared the right to make him. And he really should know better than that animal crap with you.

A.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I keep writing myself notes like "Don't experiment with the idiot's idiot powers." Maybe we should just call him passer from now on, see how he likes it.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Could be worth a try. But it'd probably just make him feel justified.

A.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Fuck, you're probably right. I wonder how much cash it'd take to get Artie to put a dick on Jared's forehead for the next month.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking not much...

A.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just caught that he already threatened. What you think, we outta take up a collection or just drop 50 bucks on Artie and see how long he'll volunteer for?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I think we can manage 50 bucks between us. He might twig to it if we take up a collection.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, more people in a conspiracy the harder it is to hide and all that. Not sure Jared's smart enough to call it harassment legally either.

Granted, not sure the guy's smart enough to tie SHOES most days, jesus, I never MET Anyone so dumb. He makes Mondo look like a genius.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I can run rings around him legally, don't you worry about that even if he gets the idea.

Rachel was smarter than him before her age was even counted in years.

A.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, Rachel doesn't count, she's ... kinda creepy. I think my CAT is smarter than Jared is. And he still sometimes forgets where the food is.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...to be fair, yeah. I love the kid like a little sister, but they tell me she was singing the Marseillaise at Nate and Moira before she was even born.

At least your cat knows what's good for him, even if he's obsessed with freedom.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If you were a cat and you spent 99% of your time in my suite, wouldn't you try to get out? Poor little guy just wants to get out and chase mice or birds or something.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Can you rig up a thing for him so he can, like, get out the window and back in without killing himself? That way he wouldn't be in the halls setting off allergies...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The problem is he'd leave by the window and then get in by the door and go visit the Prof or something.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

True.

This is why I have a dog. Much more predictable. When she's not getting away from me and knocking people over to say hi.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Also you're totally a dog kinda person where I am totally not the kind of guy who would remember to walk the dog twice a day. The only reason I remember Shamu's litter box is because -shit stinks-

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Oh, the dog would tell you it was time if you forgot. Trust me.

I probably would've been better with one a bit smaller, though. Wouldn't be without her now, but I'm short and she's seventy pounds. When she gets running, either I let go or it turns into Angelo's Wild Ride.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Or your arms just end up being all 6 feet of your skin for half an hour?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...yeah, that usually. Along with keeping me fit.

[x-avier.livejournal.com]

Mr Gibney:

After finishing some business in the city, I have been made aware of the situation and I will be speaking to Mr. Corbo shortly. I agree that it is no longer appropriate for you to be suitemates and he will be relocated to another suite as soon as it is practical to do so.

I do appreciate your patience and restraint in dealing with the situation and I ask that you accept my apologies that it has come to this.

Sincerely,

Professor Xavier.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Professor Xavier]
From: [Kyle Gibney]
Subject: Thanks

Thanks. I tried, I really did. Just in case it comes up, I'm kind of bumming around the city for a few days, btw. I'll be back at the mansion for training and work, but I just don't know that I trust myself to even look at the guy so I'm spending some time hanging out with people (Cammie, Angelo, Jean-Paul, Kevin, you know) and mostly, uh, hey, playing with Angelo's dog is pretty calming, turns out.

-Kyle