Emails to Professor Xavier, Angelo

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Professor Xavier]
From: [Kyle Gibney]

Subject: Jared.


I tried, seriously, I did, but I can't live with this dude anymore and there's only so much anger management stuff I can do. I'd move out, but it's my room and it's got my soundproofing stuff and I'm not the one threatening the new guy and calling people insulting names.

I was gonna put up with him until he started saying he wanted to mess with the new kid because the kid is blind. I just can't deal with that. There's only so much I can keep my temper.

-Kyle


To: [Angelo]
From: [Kyle]

Subject: seeing red

I emailed the prof about moving him out, because it's MY SUITE, and I feel like a wuss for having to go to the prof but it's that or I am seriously gonna like try to find a way to beat the guy senseless and that'll just make him try to be even more of a martyr.

Look how mature and shit I am not solving my problems with claws and kicking people in the face.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If you were a cat and you spent 99% of your time in my suite, wouldn't you try to get out? Poor little guy just wants to get out and chase mice or birds or something.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Can you rig up a thing for him so he can, like, get out the window and back in without killing himself? That way he wouldn't be in the halls setting off allergies...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The problem is he'd leave by the window and then get in by the door and go visit the Prof or something.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

True.

This is why I have a dog. Much more predictable. When she's not getting away from me and knocking people over to say hi.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Also you're totally a dog kinda person where I am totally not the kind of guy who would remember to walk the dog twice a day. The only reason I remember Shamu's litter box is because -shit stinks-

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Oh, the dog would tell you it was time if you forgot. Trust me.

I probably would've been better with one a bit smaller, though. Wouldn't be without her now, but I'm short and she's seventy pounds. When she gets running, either I let go or it turns into Angelo's Wild Ride.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Or your arms just end up being all 6 feet of your skin for half an hour?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...yeah, that usually. Along with keeping me fit.