Group text to Clarice, Adrienne and Jean

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I did a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible thing. Terrible.

Comments

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Did you get arrested? Is someone dead?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Try to hold up a liquor store with a gun made out of candy? Vomit on the mayor? Steal a pizza delivery guy's car when he got out on a delivery? Streak on the court at Madison Square Garden?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

...

You realize you've probably just described all things Wade would do and has probably done?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Riiiiight. Wade. Totally. Uh huh!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Also noting she says 'terrible' and not in the fun way. Or was it...you're right. I can't tell. Maybe it is the fun way. Either way I'm very curious.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'm reserving judgment on 'terrible' being a bad thing until she says that explicitly. Right now I'm assuming she's being a drama queen, as per her Latina roots ;)

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I make no comment for fear of death. Once is enough for me.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Chicken.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Fight corrupt governments, mutant terrorists, Wakandan gods, and demons...I can do that. But not pissed off doctors. I have to draw the line somewhere. I recognize my own kind

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

so I may have commitetd assault and and slapsped a reality tv star

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

ooooh fancy.

next time, I wanna watch! or take part!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. Are you alright? What happened? Is the star pressing charges? Do you need a lawyer? Do you need bail?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

idk a fuse or a transformerer bleww or something happened at the bookstore that was a distraction so i'm ok for now

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Glad you're okay! Are you really okay, though? Or do you need wine and pizza?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

nah I'm good I have this bartender taking care orf me

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Oh. Is it who I think it was? What'd he do this time?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Yes and he disrespeted me sooooo

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Admittedly I probably would've, and have, done the same thing so I can't say much. Granted, they weren't celebrities so I'm not sure how that's going to play out. Just play it by ear, okay?

Judging by the typos I'm guessing you might need someone to pick you up?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Bwak bwak bwak!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Don't make me fight you.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been training as a boxer for several years now! If you didn't use your badass mind powers I bet I'd kick your pretty redheaded butt.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I can fight you without my mind powers, you know. Bring it on, shorty.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

You DO realize that 5 terribles = terrific, right? kinda like having a double negative makes a positive.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Not helping Clarice

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I am ALWAYS helpful