Forwarded Email to Topaz, Kyle, Natasha, Ev, & Molly

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Topaz], [Mols], [Ev], [Tasha], [Kyle]
From: [Clint]
Subject: FWD: Alaska


Phil sent us some presents and some wrap-up info about Alaska. See below for deets. Also, I'm sticking your gift cards in your mailboxes. Kyle, can you proof my after-action since Phil's being all snooty about words?



To: [Barton, Clinton]
From: [Coulson, Phillip J.]
Subject: Alaska

I trust you'll pass this along to Romanoff and the rest of the group you took with you. I look forward to receiving your after-action; please have someone else proofread it and remove any of your atrocious text-speak shorthand first?

Hendrickson is...physically fine, if in need of a drastic amount of therapy. Yes, he still hates you, it would be best if you didn't try to contact him.

We're currently in the process of checking the Barrow facility to see what it was your opponent was after, any light you could shed on the subject would be appreciated.

Since this was not an officially sanctioned op, I'm not able to reimburse you the way we normally would for independent operators. However, you should be receiving a courier package with a number of Starbucks gift cards in lieu of payment. I trust you'll put them to good use.

Thank you for being willing to go to such lengths on the thinnest of suspicions, and thank you for coming through in the clutch.

R/S,
Phillip Coulson

Comments

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

To: Barton, Clint
From: Topaz
Subject: Re: FWD: Alaska

Automated Message

I'm currently unavailable. If this is an emergency, ask one of the GenX mentors. If it's a magical emergency, ask Amanda Sefton.

-Topaz

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Topaz]
From: [Clint]
Subject: Re: FWD: Alaska

Not cool, G. I'm siccing somebody on you.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Clinto Barto
From: Kyle
Subject: re: FWD: Alaska

Is this like proofread like minor editing or is this like, you wrote the whole thing on your phone cause if it's the second one I want cash.

naw for reals though I need like - whatever template you guys use or are supposed to use, otherwise ima have to default to the ones we use for the X-Men and I'm still avoiding like, X-things in general yo.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [D]
From: [C]
Subject: re: FWD Alaska

Minor editing! Cause typing out reports for Phil on my phone almost got me fired once. Or well, more like almost got me SHIELD-grounded, which is worse than being fired. It totes involves like a windowless room and a million sheets of paper and endless supplies of pens and the words "you're stuck here until you can write me a report with real words in it, Barton."

I'll forward you the SHIELD thing for writing a report 101.

Thanks! I will totally make you pancakes as payment.

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

To: [Clint]
From: [Natasha]
Subject: re: FWD: Alaska

He knows you so well.

Phil better have sent more than one. I need all the coffee.

I'll be sending him all the Chinese and stopping by. You want in?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Tasha]
From: [Clint]
Subject: re: FWD: Alaska

He really does. It's a little eerie. He sent you three. They had your name on them and everything. Sure, I'm in for Chinese and bugging Phil off the clock. Get those little fried crab things for me?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Topaz], [Clint], [Ev], [Tasha], [Kyle]
From: [Molly]
Subject: RE: FWD: Alaska

Sweet, coffee! Thanks!

Oooh, you saw Coulson? He was neat before with the fishpeople. Tell him I said hi!

Molly