SMS to Gabriel

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

I may have spared the life of the pathetic fish left at my doorway earlier this week, but the lives of these most recent may not be so fortunate. Tell me if this "prom" is some sort of "pop culture" "joke." Please enlighten me as to the punchline so I may feign appropriate humor.

As well:
These squid hovercraft are exceedingly primitive and also crude representations of an undersea terror. If they were not cute, I would be offended.

Comments

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

I can only assume that the hovercraft were meant to convey my reply to you, yet I have instead relied upon this barbaric device since no voice command could get them to do much but levitate aimlessly.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

(1/2) Don't eat the fish. The place I bought them is a place of ill repute.
(2/2) I couldn't help myself.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Don't put the hovercraft near sharp objects.