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[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

CUUUUUUTEEE!

You got me a puppy? Awww Warren you're the best!

Seriously though, cute dog, who'se is he?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

(1/2)Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find a dog similar to this for Bobbi. She asked, I have to deliver, but for fuck's sake, I can't be seen buying that weird genetically misfortunate dog.

(2/2) I have plans for the grooming though. Oh, I have plans.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

(1) And I can, you realise if anyone sees me Johnny won't let me live it down for...well at least 5 years. And it's not weird it's cute and....fine I'll get you the dog Warren, but you owe me.

(2) You are a very strange and twisted man Warren Worthingon Must be why I like you.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

(1) Owing you is a million times better than owing Bobbi. Trust me. My penis thanks you.

(2) Google corgi heart butts. You're welcome.