Encrypted text to Kevin

[xp_velocidad]

I am very drunk, and all my drinking buddies have real jobs (or worse, actual date plans) and are begging out. Where can I meet you?

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[xp_changeling]

I'm over at the Senator. Just tell the cabbie (or Uber, because taking a cab is apparently something your generation is legally prohibited from doing) and I'll have the doorman bring you in.

[xp_velocidad]

I'm dressed like me today. Is this a stop-by-the-office-and-get-my-reserve-suit situation?

[xp_changeling]

Don’t worry about it. It’s old and stuffy but not that kind of old and stuffy

[xp_velocidad]

(1/2) K omw
(2/2) That means I'm on my way