TXT to Kitty

[xp_northstar]

[1/5] Bonjour. I saw that you had posted to the journals.
[2/5] Do not burn everything down, merci.
[3/5] Also, I am living on Topaz's couch.
[4/5] Mostly, it is to make sure she eats things that are good for her.
[5/5] And I am glad you have returned.

Comments

[xp_shadowcat]

[1/3] So you are saying I can't cook the turkey in the bathtub?

[2/3] Turkey would be good for her. And fat. Fat's a food group, right?

[3/3] Glad to be back.

[xp_northstar]

[1/5] The fat would ruin the tub, would it not?
[2/5] Also, how would you heat it?
[3/5] I do not think phasing will keep you from burning the mansion down.
[4/5] But oui, I am not using the tub, so.
[5/5] It is free for your dishes, at the least.

[xp_shadowcat]

Do you really think the mansion could even burn down? Surely someone would stop it.