Email to Whoever Doug Listed as "Team Magic" in the System

[xp_submariner]

To: [Magic] [Wizards Inc] [Team Magic] [MagicRUs]
Subject: We Are Open to Recommendation

To whichever arcanists and channelers this reaches as suggested by the Xavier's Virtual Assistant,

We have found ourselves out of date on an appropriate solstice gift for a mutual spiritual acquaintance. Her taste for blood is obvious, however not befitting my arrangement with this institution to deliver. What does one get the Bay who desires little outside of flesh?

Thanks,

Namor
… etc etc etc Avenging Son, First of Atlantis

Comments

[xp_submariner]

re: Subject: We Are Open to Recommendation

Voidwalker,

We trust you with the full knowledge that she has been suckling on plenty of positive emotions lately in our company. We know how to treat our dalliances well.

I personally suggest you take any "email groups" up with the voice that talks through this computer device.

[xp_topaz]

re: Subject: We Are Open to Recommendation

I meant a happy fish or something to project good emotions at her. That is not knowledge I needed in any way.

Voidwalker? Been called worse, I guess