text to Darcy

[xp_daredevil]

do you have time to drive me to mass tomorrow?

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[xp_darcy]

Matthew, are you spooked by our new resident? That is yes, of course I can and will. I'll even join you.

[xp_daredevil]

whatever gave you that idea?

thank you. mass isn't until 5pm. we can do dinner after?

[xp_darcy]

The timing was too on the nose for it to be something like "I forgot these cool nuns are coming" or something. Mass and dinner sounds great. Come to synagogue with me next Friday? Wait, black Friday, ffff I'm not going into the city for that. Friday week after next?

[xp_daredevil]

are you going out shopping on black Friday???

[xp_darcy]

Absofuckinglutely not I am staying here and enjoying not that traffic. Leftovers, movies, hot chocolate, couch.

[xp_daredevil]

oh, thank God

[xp_darcy]

Mhm you are welcome to join in it's a lounge clothes sorta day.

[xp_daredevil]

fat pants required.

Foggy and I have promised the dads that we'll help with their Xmas decorating.

[xp_darcy]

Cute you think my joggers can't handle me after an entire-ass holiday dinner with extra pie. :p When is decorating this year?

[xp_daredevil]

of course they can. why wouldn't they? they're joggers.

Friday morning, bright and early

[xp_darcy]

Haha you might as well just stay in the city after because traffic. Ugh.

[xp_daredevil]

I've already informed everyone that I require a bodega egg sandwich and coffee

[xp_darcy]

You do! I'm gonna require breakfast that someone else is cooking.

[xp_daredevil]

see if Doug will make you something fancy?

[xp_darcy]

I like the way you think, but I'm also thinking potatoes and eggs and watching him eat the hot sauce that makes my nose twitch.

[xp_daredevil]

he has an asbestos mouth. it's truly impressive

[xp_darcy]

"Do I need to make him drink milk before we have make-outs" is the eternal struggle. Worth it though.