text to Darcy

[xp_daredevil]

do you have time to drive me to mass tomorrow?

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[xp_daredevil]

are you going out shopping on black Friday???

[xp_darcy]

Absofuckinglutely not I am staying here and enjoying not that traffic. Leftovers, movies, hot chocolate, couch.

[xp_daredevil]

oh, thank God

[xp_darcy]

Mhm you are welcome to join in it's a lounge clothes sorta day.

[xp_daredevil]

fat pants required.

Foggy and I have promised the dads that we'll help with their Xmas decorating.

[xp_darcy]

Cute you think my joggers can't handle me after an entire-ass holiday dinner with extra pie. :p When is decorating this year?

[xp_daredevil]

of course they can. why wouldn't they? they're joggers.

Friday morning, bright and early

[xp_darcy]

Haha you might as well just stay in the city after because traffic. Ugh.

[xp_daredevil]

I've already informed everyone that I require a bodega egg sandwich and coffee

[xp_darcy]

You do! I'm gonna require breakfast that someone else is cooking.

[xp_daredevil]

see if Doug will make you something fancy?

[xp_darcy]

I like the way you think, but I'm also thinking potatoes and eggs and watching him eat the hot sauce that makes my nose twitch.

[xp_daredevil]

he has an asbestos mouth. it's truly impressive

[xp_darcy]

"Do I need to make him drink milk before we have make-outs" is the eternal struggle. Worth it though.