Text to Sue

[xp_angel]

(1) Hey, do me a favour? Next time you guys bang, can you do this for me?

(2) kama sutra position.jpg

(3) I don't think I'm bendy enough but it looks fun. Your guy is all stretchy, so if he says no, kick him the balls and find someone that will.

(4) Wait -- can he stretch his balls too?? WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE MORE?!?