Text to Sue
Aug. 7th, 2018 10:29 am(1) Hey, do me a favour? Next time you guys bang, can you do this for me?
(2) kama sutra position.jpg
(3) I don't think I'm bendy enough but it looks fun. Your guy is all stretchy, so if he says no, kick him the balls and find someone that will.
(4) Wait -- can he stretch his balls too?? WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE MORE?!?
(2) kama sutra position.jpg
(3) I don't think I'm bendy enough but it looks fun. Your guy is all stretchy, so if he says no, kick him the balls and find someone that will.
(4) Wait -- can he stretch his balls too?? WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE MORE?!?
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Date: 2018-08-07 04:38 pm (UTC)Brain bleach, please tell me someone's invested brain bleach.
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Date: 2018-08-07 04:56 pm (UTC)(2) come on Storm. I want the details. What's it like fucking silly putty?
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Date: 2018-08-08 07:54 am (UTC)Seriously, I can't tell you how much I don't want you thinking about my personal life right now!
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Date: 2018-08-08 02:55 pm (UTC)(1) Why not? You bug me about my sex life, and I tell you all the sordid details ...unless....
(2) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPP
(3) YOU GUYS HAVE NO SEX LIFE?! I did NOT take you as a nun, Storm!