Text to Doug

[xp_darcy]

[1] I want so many drinks and we're not even to my car yet.
[2] I need suggestions for petty, obnoxious tech mishaps. For reasons.
[3] Also sorry this has ruined our plans for a nice day.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

(1) I will make sure drinks and food are ready when you get back.
(2) In a car? Hm. Climate control always too hot or too cold blowing right into the face.
(3) It's okay, sweetie. We'll have a nice time when you return.

[xp_darcy]

[1] We're in MY car and you know I won't do my old lady like that.
[2] Fuck's sake I HATE being the nice, responsible one sometimes.
[3] Oh and that Madin person is here too so like.
[4] @ Karma idk what I did to piss you off but I am VERY APOLOGETIC fffffffff

[xp_cypher]

(1) F's in chat, gamers
(2) Spotify keeps giving them the worst songs that they don't want to listen to, maybe?
(3) Responsibility is the worst, trufax.

[xp_darcy]

[1] Oh. OH. I AM GOING TO KICK THIS CHILD'S UNCLE IN THE SHINS.
[2] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[xp_cypher]

(1) Oh dear, dare I ask how bad it's going
(2) Because it seems like it just keeps getting worse

[xp_darcy]

[1] Survived the trip there
[2] Need to send this dude some resources for dealing with a kid.
[3] I mean a... kid that isn't EASY, y'know? I'll ask Kyle.

[xp_cypher]

(1) That's a really good idea. Gibney's good for that.
(2) What kind of food and drinks do you want when you get back?
(3) I'll pre-order or pre-make. <3

[xp_darcy]

[1] Something easy is fine for food, I'm just hangry and my bag was out of snacks. :(
[2] And tbh just a basic ass spiced rum and coke, heavy on the rum
[3] My skirt got ripped too, I'm SO DONE with today.

[xp_darcy]

[1] Oh, follow up: Our newbie likes swords, can you pass that around to the other swordy people so he can find people to spar with?
[2] Y'know, and people to talk to that aren't quire and madin bc is2t I just want to shake them until their teeth rattle.

[xp_cypher]

(1) Oof, out of snacks error, dislike.
(2) Nothing wrong with basic, I've got the rum ready.
(3) You mean other swordy people besides your own darling boyfriend? :D
(4) Quire is...yeah. I mean, I can at least talk to this one.
(5) Last universe Quire was kind of a date rapist.
(6) So this one's better, but that's not much of a bar to clear.

[xp_darcy]

[1] I'm telling you, you can tell the other sword types.
[2] He called me USELESS and said I needed to earn my keep.
[3] I want him to have the most annoying possible interactions with tech outside of work imaginable.
[4] I've already set his computer to Russian, I'm pretty sure he doesn't speak it.