2023-10-21

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[personal profile] xp_angel2023-10-21 02:14 pm

email to Kyle

Hello,

I realize we have barely spoken and I'm sure you'd like to keep it that way; however a situation has presented itself that means I need to reach out. Must, rather.

I caught our resident cat people -Sharon and that annoying young one - licking? grooming? catting? I dunno what was going on but if I get a no feeling, that's concerning.

I leave this entire situation in your far more capable hands because I would like a nap now.

Sincerely,

Warren

Email to Liam, Sharon

To Liam, Sharon
From Gibney, Kyle
Subject: Mandatory FR meeting.

Yes, that stands for mandatory feral relations meeting. I just got the worst email from Warren, he and I agree this is better something I handle than he handles because I have more expertise and grace in these matters.

Yes, it is mandatory. No, 'I already had sex-ed in my tiny school in the north east' is not a valid excuse. Yes, I will bring snacks. I have more screaming cookies.

-Kyle
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Text to Sam Guthrie

[1/3] Hey Sam!
[2/3] This is Arthur from X-Factor Investigations.
[3/3] We met once, but Alani sent me your number. Hey!