Email to Darcy

[xp_cypher]

To: [darcy]
From: [doug]
Subject: what the HELL ASS LAST OF US fuckery

Just got the data feeds from the thing in Africa and jfc I will book a hotel suite with those super fluffy white robes and unlimited room service (and zero red meat) if you want it for decompressing

Comments

[xp_darcy]

To: [doug]
From: [darcy]
Re: what the HELL ASS LAST OF US fuckery

I took a nap and I don't want to see anything zombie related for at least a month maybe longer and oh gods YES PLEASE as long as you are staying there too. I love you, you're the absolute best for suggesting it. My team didn't even see the worst of it, praise Thor, but it was so fucking creepy.

[xp_cypher]

To: [darcy]
From: [doug]

So many spa treatments today. Like, figure we'll just have them clean errything off you. All soft vibes all day. <3

re: spa

[xp_darcy]

I had to take a decontamination shower so pampering sounds great and you're the best.