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[xp_emplate]

[1] I see one of the residents has a surplus of post-Valentine's Day flowers.

[2] Shall I adorn your bedchambers in anticipation of the engagement?

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

(1)no bc still have not asked
(2) won't say no to flowers though
(3) ALSO this week literally and literarily a cliche

[xp_emplate]

[1] Eh? I knew you wouldn't go with Valentine's Day precisely (in accordance with the aforementioned cliche), but I thought tonight was the plan.

[xp_wildchild]

(1)it was
(2) but then we had DR stuff last week and she was in the control room and heard me lose my shit
(3) not at her
(4) so what if she knows I'm a dick now

[xp_emplate]

[1] Mate, I think it's safe to assume that's long past a new discovery for her.

[2] This is what, Cancelled Proposal #4? One might begin to think you were looking for excuses.

[xp_wildchild]

(1) I'm not I'm just a freaking coward
(2) first and 2nd didn't count, canot propose after a mission I was concussed and 2nd was ring delay

[xp_emplate]

[1] And the third?

[2] I'll grant you a fresh coffee stain does somewhat mar the scenario, but you could have simply put on another pair of pants.

[xp_wildchild]

(1) it was terry's coffee!

[xp_emplate]

[1] Meaning you had no choice but to observe a period of mourning?

[xp_wildchild]

we're gonna go with yeah, that makes a better explanation than
whatever I was thinking at the time