Email to Alison

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

To: [wench]
From: [otherwench]



I'm back!

Actually, I've been back for a while, but some of that involved sheltering a refugee from cruel and unusual punishment by tickling to death. *grins* Don't tell me Miles has walked in on you and Haroun recently, for him to be all concerned about your honour and Haroun's intentions and all? Certainly there was mention of the scary M word. The one that rhymes with 'carriage'...

Maddie.

Comments

Subject: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

To: [goingtodiewench]
From: [deadalreadywench]

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HE TOLD YOU THAT?!??!

Tickling is going to be the least of his worries oh dear god I'm going to kill him I can't believe he told you that and-

...

MADELYN! NO. He hasn't walked in on us and he knows all about sex anyway. They have books for kids as young as three years old that don't even think about mentionning cabbage patches, thankfully. Figured that with this many teenagers runnning around, he might as well get the full version of sex ed, asap. Yeesh.

Grn. You're mean. You're a big meanie!

I can't believe he told you!

Subject: *dies laughing*

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

To: [dead of embarrassment]
From: [painfully smug]

I weaselled it out of him with Mom's truth-telling cookies of doom. He ran into me - literally - while making his escape and I got the whole story out of him with judicious application of cookies and sympathy. ;) Oh, tell Haroun to drop by so we can run a diagnostic on his 'ware - falling down the stairs probably didn't do him any good, and it sounds like his balance is off.

*eg* Yes, I am mean. I didn't mean that, btw. Just thought it'd get the best reaction out of you. I think I'm revenged for the pixie stick pelting now...

Maddie.

Subject: *hides a lot*

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

To: [meanwenchwithoutaheart]
From: [goingintohidingwenchwah]

Grng. Just... grng. I'll tell him to go see you and yeah. And he looked fine coming up and oh god I'm just going to stop now while I still can...

You are very revenged yet. Beyond all revenging. For years to come. Gah.

Alison

Subject: And this hiding would involve a certain Flight Teacher's room?

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

To: [pitifulwench]
From: [indeedheartlesswench]

Say hi to Haroun for me while you're doing that hiding thing? *eg*

Maddie.

Subject: ...

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

To: [utterlyheartlessandwithoutpitywench]
From: [verypitifulwenchindeed]

*whimper*

Alison

Subject: ...

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

To: [whimperingwench]
From: [evilcacklinglaughwench]

Bwahaha!

Maddie.