Email to Jamie

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To: [The Clown Prince of Calamity]
From: [Highly Satisfied Customer]
Subject: Abject Adoration

You? Rock.

--L

Comments

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To: {properly avenged}
From: {hoping for repeat business}
Subject: Happy to be of service. :)

I have, of course, included free of charge a copy of the highlights reel for your later perusal and enjoyment. My favorite part is when he first realizes he's farting actual tunes . . .

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To: [Master of his craft]
From: [Shall keep your card nearby for future emergencies]
Subject: *can't stop giggling*

I think I missed that moment. I'm so glad you got it on tape. I think I'm going to get some popcorn and watch it over and over and over...

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To: {no more frozen showers}
From: {gives bargains to loyal customers}
Subject: Then my work here is done.

There's also the part where he's rifling through his pockets trying to figure out if they've been tampered with. I'm really surprised it took him that long to catch on . . .

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To: {Smart Businessman}
From: {Known for Brand Loyalty}
Subject: I do hope you're giving a copy to Ali

That I did see. I'm surprised he didn't catch me laughing at him.