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x-polarisstar.livejournal.com) wrote in
xp_communication2005-08-03 06:37 pm
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Email to Haroun
To: [My BFF's BF]
From: [Your GF's BFF]
Subject: Notice of confiscation
I've only got a few days left here and I'm claiming tomorrow as my girl's day out. You'll have to suffer alone all day long because I'm stealing your girlfriend and not giving her back. I'd make a crack about how you'll have to make your own dinner but considering I know how well Alison cooks, well, I'd be amazed if you ever let her near the kitchen.
Yes, I know she's still fragile, she's coming anyway. Don't argue with me.
Lorna
From: [Your GF's BFF]
Subject: Notice of confiscation
I've only got a few days left here and I'm claiming tomorrow as my girl's day out. You'll have to suffer alone all day long because I'm stealing your girlfriend and not giving her back. I'd make a crack about how you'll have to make your own dinner but considering I know how well Alison cooks, well, I'd be amazed if you ever let her near the kitchen.
Yes, I know she's still fragile, she's coming anyway. Don't argue with me.
Lorna
Reply Email
To: Green Cheesecake
Subject: Kidnappings
What's this? You want to get her out of my (nonexistant) hair for a day?
BLESS YOU!
I could use the downtime. Being what she needs when she's like this 24/7 is very wearying. I could use the break.
So yeah, go forth and do whatever it is that you do. I owe you one.
Salaam,
Haroun
Re: Reply Email
From: [Magnetic Personality]
Subject: All right then.
Buck up, it's only one day. Really, it's horrible watching a man cry like that. Try to contain your despair just a bit would you?
Lorna