http://x-polarisstar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2005-08-03 06:37 pm

Email to Haroun

To: [My BFF's BF]
From: [Your GF's BFF]
Subject: Notice of confiscation

I've only got a few days left here and I'm claiming tomorrow as my girl's day out. You'll have to suffer alone all day long because I'm stealing your girlfriend and not giving her back. I'd make a crack about how you'll have to make your own dinner but considering I know how well Alison cooks, well, I'd be amazed if you ever let her near the kitchen.

Yes, I know she's still fragile, she's coming anyway. Don't argue with me.

Lorna

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[identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com 2005-08-04 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
From: Chocolate Cheesecake
To: Green Cheesecake
Subject: Kidnappings

What's this? You want to get her out of my (nonexistant) hair for a day?

BLESS YOU!

I could use the downtime. Being what she needs when she's like this 24/7 is very wearying. I could use the break.

So yeah, go forth and do whatever it is that you do. I owe you one.

Salaam,
Haroun