Email to Jamie

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To: (Jamiejamiejamie)
CC: (Doug)
From: (Angie)
Subject: Telling

I am afraid that since he will not, I have to inform you that Doug is cuter than you are, and has a nicer butt.

Angie

Comments

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To: {Angie}
CC: {Doug}
From: {Jamie}

Try to leave him enough blood for his brain. Shouldn't take much. ;)

It's just Doug and me who know him--old Internet buddy from our days as shameless Alison Blaire fanboys, who keeps dodging graduation because he can afford it and he likes the convenient Internet access and coeds. Nice guy.

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To: (Jamie)
From: (Angie)

You might want to go collect his dead-from-blushing body. You will understand when you see the next email. Note that I did not CC him.

To: (Jamie)
CC: (Doug)
From: (Angie)

So long as other things get their alloted share of blood, I won't complain.

Interpret that as badly as you care you.

Guido sounds like a lot of fun. He is the one who has the band?

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To: (Angie)
From: (Doug)

Okay, this is me dying from blushing. See? Little ball of mutant translating corpse over here.

*hides*

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To: {Angie}
CC: {Doug}
From: {Jamie}

You're gonna kill him. Eh, well, at least he'll have fun. See, Doug, I told you you didn't have to worry.

Guido's the one with the band, yeah. Be fun to meet them finally too.