Email to Alison

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To: [Lite Brite]
From: [Making your life easier]
Subject: Your boyfriend...

is a moron. I'll make him something to eat but you get to feed it to him. Aren't I the best?

-Lorna

Comments

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To: [Funny Girl]
From: [Saint]
Subject: Only after...

...he's drowned himself in the shower appropriately.

If you make him something to eat, can I have something to? Since I get to carry it over and all, I deserve something to replenish my energy too! Also, no horse. And stay away from Gorgeous. He's a mean spoon denting horse, yes he is. Lots.

Ali

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To: [Greedy]
From: [Long-Suffering]
Subject: Well, duh.

It'll take me at least that long to make something anyway.

And yes, there will be enough for you.

Also thbbbt, you never let me have any fun. How am I supposed to try the new recipes that Nate's giving me?

Lorna

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To: [QueenOfTheKitchen]
From: [AlwaysAppreciative!]
Subject: YAY!

Bwahahaha! Tasty food for me and the soon no longer to be stinky man! YAY!

Ahem. ;)

No horse. And stay away from the stables woman. Gorgeous the Wonder Horse is very very lethal when he wants to, yes. (Rats. You're female and can bribe him. Er... stay away or I'll go make the really sad pathetic googly eyes at you forever. Yes, that. Horrible threat, that is. Fear me!)

Ali

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To: [BratQueen]
From: [OppressedArtist]
Subject: Boo!

You're ruining my art here, you know. Denying me proper materials and everything. You can't stand in the way of Art!

15 minutes then get over here, yo?

Lorna