email to Lorna

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To: [Kitchen Goddess]
From: [the kitten]
Subject: OMG please?!?

Ok, so my birthday is the 16th and I kind of have this plan you see, cause I'll be eighteen then and that means... well, ok, but, regardless. It's my birthday, I have a plan. Part of which is that I want to surprise Jamie with breakfast in bed, but I want it to be a good breakfast, and while I do pancakes just fine, I'm no where in your league, and I was wondering if you'd do me this teeny tiny little favor please please please please please?

-Kit

p.s. Yes, I am crazy. This is not news.

p.p.s. Please?!?

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To: [Math Whiz]
From: [Pampered Chef]
Subject: 2+2 eh?

Ye of great special math brilliance,

Your wish is my command. There will come a time when all will look back in awe at the culinary masterpiece that will be yours. There shall be no finer tribute in all the ages.

I'd say that we should meet to discuss this but email is so much more on the down low. Therefore, we'll discuss it here.

Much love,
Lorna.

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to: [Founder of Funny Math]
From: [Arithmetic Protoge]
Subject: 6. Or possibly 36. Or even 216.

Thank you thank you thank you!

Obviously, all hush hush, no letting on to Jamie, but I don't have to tell you that, of course. :D

So, um, menu? I don't really know. I mean, he likes pancakes, and waffles, but he also likes eggs, and fruit, and bacon's always good, but I don't know!!!

-Kit

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To: [Math Guru]
From: [Back in Remedial Math these days]
Subject: Right on target.

My lips are sealed, ducks. I'll just spy on him at breakfast for a bit. And here, check out these recipes while I'm at it.

Lorna

Attachment: Breakfast.zip