E-mail to Amanda, MA, Jubilee, Illyana, and Sarah

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

To: [las chicas fabulosas]
From: [el miserable]
Subject: Rawr

Shitty weekend. I hate men and crave the company of women after work. As if my life wasn't full of one fucking cliche after another, I just want some quality time with you all, Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, Charlotte, Ben, and Jerry. No penis but mine allowed.

Well, maybe Bishop's, but only if he brings his cop uniform.

-Mark

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[xp_daytripper]

Sounds like someone had a bad weekend. Count me in. But if we're watching that Sex in the City movie, can we go get drunk first? I promise not to snore in the cinema. ;)

A.

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[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Weekend was going fine until yesterday, when the boytoy told me he only wanted to be a boytoy. That was not what I wanted to hear.

Meh, I've seen the movie already, don't need to see it again. I have DVDs of the show. Or we could just watch lesbian porn. That's about as deep and SATC ever was.

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[xp_daytripper]

Ouch. And I think we'll have to sit on Angie so she doesn't go kick him somewhere painful. Or not, as the case may be.

I have to go to the mansion straight after work, but I'll be back for whatever post-breakup ritual you want. Up to and including strip poker. Ask Sarah about that one. ;)

A.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I already have half a mind to go kick him in the shin a few times for other things. Since no one will let me kick Jubilee and Illyana.

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[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

You know that Yana will just kick you back. Save your shins.

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

What did we do now? I don't think I've made any inappropriate comments lately. I even have a little sticky label on my monitor 'Don't make inappropriate comments'.

Mark, I'm up for whatever, I think I get off work at the same time as you. Should I go burn all his clothes for you?

Alsoalso, if we're all SATC girls, which one is which?

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[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Nonononono, I am not playing the "which girl are you" game. Way too gay for me.

Besides, I'm obviously a Samantha, anyway.

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Hah! By the way, we so have to find you a better quality of guy. You seem to be 0 for 2 right now. I'd offer you one of my scruffy one night stands but that would mean they'd hang around.

I suppose you could always start dating that new bar girl at your work. (And I'm not talking about Jay.) You know, the shapeshifter.

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[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

I want to hear this story.

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[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, there was a monster who hid in the basement and lured unsuspecting young men into her lair for strip poker.

I may not have won, but in a situation where I'm nearly naked and he's nearly naked, everybody wins.

PS: I will be damned if there is enough alcohol in the world to get me to watch Sex and the City. Just saying.

-S.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jean-Phillipe? I am sorry Mark, even if he would say otherwise.

We could watch Showgirls and make fun of it.

I have an assortment of odd ice cream in my freezer. I got some at the place Doug likes to eat sushi. Red bean ice cream is -very- strange.

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[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

No, he was sorry. Or as sorry as a ho can be. (Did I just say that?) We just want different things which I guess I didn't make clear at Silver.

omg I love Elizabeth Berkley. She's so good. Let's watch that. I'm sure I have the DVD somewhere.