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To: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan], [Frost, Adrienne]
From: [Lennox, Morgan]
Subject: If anyone needs me

For the sake of not shooting the genius in his head with a .22 I'm going to head off grounds and find somewhere near but not too near to hole up until I'm less pissed off that someone who is the head of security apparently completely lacks the capacity for continued discretion. My phone is on me if any of you need me, or in case anyone else does but I don't imagine there is anyone else who might.

-Morgan

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To: [Lennox, Morgan]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]

Subject: re: If anyone finds me

Why don't you put the weapons in some sort of locked place and come up to the Adrienne/Terry suite to drink? There is no genius here. But there is an Amanda and a Marie Ange. And lots of wine and ale that I think you left here last time. I think this is safer than letting you roam around on your own pissed off. I think the male types Kane and Dayspring would agree with me since they're both all about the not being criminal and it's bad to shoot people and that sort of stuff.

Cupcake.

To: [Frost, Adrienne]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: Logic Flaw

I'd still have the combination. And, really, you can use anything as a weapon if you really want to. Pissed off and away from the source of anger is safer than pissed off and near it.

To: [Cookie]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: Logic Flaw my ass!

I have to have plastic glasses now after I broke the real ones. So there aren't as many weapons as you might think. I think Terry may be squirreling away all of the sharp, breakable, weapony-type stuff. Maybe Kane's police type buddies who think I'm a scary murderer told her to do it. Maybe KANE told her to do it.

And the genius is most likely shacked up with his princess by now. Nowhere near the party suite. Come and debauch with us!

To: [Cupcake]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: Your ass is great. Still not coming.

Just so we're clear, what about "I'm going to point a gun at his head and pull the trigger" makes you think alcohol is a good thing? Alcohol magnifies whatever mood you're in. I'm in the mood to shoot a specific thing and I have no hang ups about killing. Are you following my reasoning here? Besides, the bag is already packed, the leathers are on and the bike helmet is on the bed behind me.

To: [Clam Chowder]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: You're such a whore

Who said debauched meant drunk?

To : [Gingerbread]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: FORMER whore.

Is there an orgy I'm unaware of?

To : [Blueberry]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: Pfft you say that like it's a bad thing

You won't know unless you come over.

To : [Pomegranate]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: I know a madam if you want a career change

Alas, you're all straight and/or taken so not much incentive.

To : [Ice Cube]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: I like to keep my career options open

Who said I'm either of those things?

To: [Tease]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: You'd be an excellent dominatrix.

Ugh, you made my brain go to the bad place. Bad place! You'll regret that.

To: [Uncomfortable]
CC: [Kane, Garrison]
Subject: You and I could never work though because we're both doms

You going to the gym?

To: [Mistress of Pain]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: Who says I don't submit for the right person?

Apparently.

To: [lennox, Morgan]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan], [Frost, Adrienne]
Subject: Forge

Yeah, he's got real issues with, well, his mouth. He broke into my medical records when I first got here, which was kind of interesting considering he could have faced charges in Canada for it.

Seriously though, angry dangerous driving isn't always the best solution either. We could do a heavy bag session or something to get out some of the aggression and then grab a drink.

To: [Kane, Garrison]
CC: [Frost, Adrienne], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: So I was right, he IS an idiot.

Fucking brilliant. Seriously, for a genius he's the dumbest bloody ass I've ever met, I think.

Angry driving always makes me happy, though. Bag session...well, maybe.

To: [Lennox, Morgan]
CC: [Kane, Garrison], [Dayspring, Nathan], [Frost, Adrienne]
Subject: Forge

It's up to you. I just got my ass handed to me at Wii Baseball, so I'd like to pretend that I'm still all athletic and stuff. I'm sure the others won't mind starting early and letting us catch up later.

To: [Kane, Garrison]
CC: [Frost, Adrienne], [Dayspring, Nathan]
Subject: Athleticism charades

She hands everyone their ass in that. I make up for it by forcing Wii Boxing on her immediately thereafter. Guess I should change into something movable. Beating things is almost better than driving really fast and maybe crashing. Maybe better with the decreased likelihood of crashing into something hard and immovable.

To: [Kane, Garrison]
From: [Frost, Adrienne]

Subject: Morgan

Thanks for suggesting the gym. I'm glad she's not pissed off and racing around on that bike by herself. Not that I'm worried about her or anything. I just didn't want her pissed off and alone. Seems like she'd be scary in that state.

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