http://x-asgardian.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2013-07-17 05:57 pm
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TXT to Maddie

Can I make it snow again? Please? This heat is killing me.
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[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-17 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I like it. I just wear my sunglasses and floppy hat and slather on the sunscreen and I am good to go. Of course I also get to take a dip in the pool every so often; evaporation helps cool you off you know.

Hey! You should stop being a total jerkface and come to my pool. OMG it's so crowded, but I can find a place for you, Steady.

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to kill me?

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-18 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Um, no?

Seriously. Come visit me, I'll get you a sno-cone on my break.

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-18 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I would die. Why do you hate me?

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-18 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop being so melodramatic. Why would you die?

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Me and large bodies of water don't mix. Kinda of like oil and...water.

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this because you're a witch? Dude. We all know you're not made of wood so no one is going to need to throw you in the water to see if you float like a duck.

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-26 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Warlock! And no, it has nothing to do with that. I just can't swim.

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-26 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean you can't swim?

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-26 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, I haven't learned how to grow gillyweed?

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-26 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Gillyweed just allows you to breathe underwater.

...I can't believe I know that.

How do you not know how to swim?

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-26 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, just because I was born and grew up on an island... do you know how many pools per capita there are in Manhattan? There's like one for every half a million people.

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-27 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Right. I just signed you up for swimming lessons.

Be here at 7am on Monday with your swim trunks ready to go.

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-27 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
7 AM??!?!!!11111!!!!????

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-27 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
It was either that or you get put in with the toddlers.

You want me to put you in with the toddlers?

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-27 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Why do I need to swim at all? Making it snow is much more practical.

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-27 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to quote statistics on drownings? I'm not going to do that, but safe to say you need to learn how to swim. Just in case, okay?

So 7am Monday.

[identity profile] x-asgardian.livejournal.com 2013-07-27 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
It seems I have no choice. I'll be there. But I may make you watch me in a speedo.

[identity profile] x-pryor.livejournal.com 2013-07-27 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Love to, but I'm leaving for California that day.
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