Really? I like it. I just wear my sunglasses and floppy hat and slather on the sunscreen and I am good to go. Of course I also get to take a dip in the pool every so often; evaporation helps cool you off you know.
Hey! You should stop being a total jerkface and come to my pool. OMG it's so crowded, but I can find a place for you, Steady.
Is this because you're a witch? Dude. We all know you're not made of wood so no one is going to need to throw you in the water to see if you float like a duck.
Look, just because I was born and grew up on an island... do you know how many pools per capita there are in Manhattan? There's like one for every half a million people.
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Date: 2013-07-17 11:11 pm (UTC)Hey! You should stop being a total jerkface and come to my pool. OMG it's so crowded, but I can find a place for you, Steady.
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Date: 2013-07-18 02:09 am (UTC)Seriously. Come visit me, I'll get you a sno-cone on my break.
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Date: 2013-07-26 10:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-26 10:55 pm (UTC)...I can't believe I know that.
How do you not know how to swim?
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Date: 2013-07-26 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-27 12:02 am (UTC)Be here at 7am on Monday with your swim trunks ready to go.
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Date: 2013-07-27 12:15 am (UTC)You want me to put you in with the toddlers?
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Date: 2013-07-27 12:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-27 12:28 am (UTC)So 7am Monday.
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