TXT to Maddie

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Can I make it snow again? Please? This heat is killing me.

Comments

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

What do you mean you can't swim?

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Uh, I haven't learned how to grow gillyweed?

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Gillyweed just allows you to breathe underwater.

...I can't believe I know that.

How do you not know how to swim?

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Look, just because I was born and grew up on an island... do you know how many pools per capita there are in Manhattan? There's like one for every half a million people.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Right. I just signed you up for swimming lessons.

Be here at 7am on Monday with your swim trunks ready to go.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

7 AM??!?!!!11111!!!!????

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

It was either that or you get put in with the toddlers.

You want me to put you in with the toddlers?

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Why do I need to swim at all? Making it snow is much more practical.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to quote statistics on drownings? I'm not going to do that, but safe to say you need to learn how to swim. Just in case, okay?

So 7am Monday.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

It seems I have no choice. I'll be there. But I may make you watch me in a speedo.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Love to, but I'm leaving for California that day.