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[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

WARREN.

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[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

add a 'oh god don't stop' and ill be right there

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

[1/2] What? No, unless you mean stop buying crazy expensive things because what even is this bracelet

[2/2] Sue told me about it, I thought it was just like normal. Nice but not like NICE nice

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

it's me. everything I buy is niiiiiice. do u not like it? and u know...it IS tiffany's. what kind of detective r u if u cant figure out it cost lots? :p

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

I'm a detective, not an appraiser! And wait are you drunk? You sound drunk.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

(1) nope. just on another level of existence.

on a completely unrelated note, want some special brownies or mushroom tea?

(2) well. forget the cost of the bracelet. youre worth it. it looks great on you.

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

[1/2] Oh dear lord. No thanks, and I hope you haven't had too much yourself. Are you ok?

[2/2] Well duh but thanks. And I can't but I'll try I guess. But still.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

(1) I can feel myself blinking...but I wonder, have I always used my eyes this way...

(2) and wld knowing the amount help u to accept it? felicia doesnt accept anything unless she knows the dollar amount. she has very strict rules about how much her love is worth

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

[1/2] ...ok that sounds like some pretty strong stuff. Maybe I should come check on you.

[2/2] Maybe? No, it wouldn't. She does? How does that work? And now I sound like a nosy ingrate.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

(1) im not wearing pants

(2) I leave tags on for her things. she always knows the amount. if it's less than what she expects, she'll toss it in a drawer and forget about it. I dunno. it works.

(3) pretty sure that bracelet was under 20 k tho. so not too bad.

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Jesus Christ man. Maybe not then because yeah.

[2/3] I guess so, I shouldn't judge, just forget I asked.

[3/3] what the fuck aldma02kd9 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY WARREN

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

(1) I look amazing naked. a god, really. want a selfie? see -- I ask before I dick pic someone. im not selfish.

(2) I made 50 grand while I slept... i rly do think ur worth it, bobbi. all women shld hv at least one pointless, lavish gift in their lives. if u dont like jewelry, might I interest u in a castle? an island? a bakery?

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Regardless you are high as fuck and shouldn't be doing that. Thanks for asking first though. If you really

[2/4] feel the need I dunno, take one and not send it? Sleep on it? God what am I saying.

[3/4] man I need a job like that. And thank you, I sound like an asshole I know. Hah the bakery is just you being hungry.

[4/4] You should probably sleep. I'll bring you breakfast if you're good, yeah?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I lied...50 grand has happened while we've texted :p

and does behaving involve naked pics or not? breakfast is good. im at my penthouse. my housekeeper will let u in.

ima go ponder the intricacies of fireflies while i wait for breaky. and ima eat more brownies.