(2) I leave tags on for her things. she always knows the amount. if it's less than what she expects, she'll toss it in a drawer and forget about it. I dunno. it works.
(3) pretty sure that bracelet was under 20 k tho. so not too bad.
(1) I look amazing naked. a god, really. want a selfie? see -- I ask before I dick pic someone. im not selfish.
(2) I made 50 grand while I slept... i rly do think ur worth it, bobbi. all women shld hv at least one pointless, lavish gift in their lives. if u dont like jewelry, might I interest u in a castle? an island? a bakery?
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Date: 2016-03-19 04:13 am (UTC)(2) I leave tags on for her things. she always knows the amount. if it's less than what she expects, she'll toss it in a drawer and forget about it. I dunno. it works.
(3) pretty sure that bracelet was under 20 k tho. so not too bad.
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Date: 2016-03-19 04:19 am (UTC)[2/3] I guess so, I shouldn't judge, just forget I asked.
[3/3] what the fuck aldma02kd9 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY WARREN
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Date: 2016-03-19 04:26 am (UTC)(2) I made 50 grand while I slept... i rly do think ur worth it, bobbi. all women shld hv at least one pointless, lavish gift in their lives. if u dont like jewelry, might I interest u in a castle? an island? a bakery?
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Date: 2016-03-19 04:37 am (UTC)[2/4] feel the need I dunno, take one and not send it? Sleep on it? God what am I saying.
[3/4] man I need a job like that. And thank you, I sound like an asshole I know. Hah the bakery is just you being hungry.
[4/4] You should probably sleep. I'll bring you breakfast if you're good, yeah?
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Date: 2016-03-19 04:47 am (UTC)and does behaving involve naked pics or not? breakfast is good. im at my penthouse. my housekeeper will let u in.
ima go ponder the intricacies of fireflies while i wait for breaky. and ima eat more brownies.