2008-05-07

EMail: Van Dyne, Janet

To: [Hot Two Inch Bug]
From: [Apparent Winner of the Jerk of the Year Award]
Subject: [I admit...] )

E-mail to Forge

To: [Forge]
From: [Crystal]
Subject: [Prom]

Forge,

Do you have time available tomorrow? I have arranged a tuxedo fitting for you and would like to be able to confirm the time.

Crystal

Text message to Haller

To: [Dave]
From: [Cain]
Subject: Birthday

Hey, you're probably out partying, so I got some of the good beers from Harry's. I'll just leave them in your suite.

-Cain.

Email to David Haller

From: [Can't Hardly Wait]
To: [Birthday Boy]
Subject: [ XXXX ]

I know I should not be shocked but to think I'd assumed you'd be quite interested, if not, curious about what sort of presents I'd have for you this year? Does this mean you have no interest in a little birthday unwrapping? Hopefully, you'll be coming back to your room sometime soon, yes?

xo,
B

E-mail to Tommy

To: [Tommy]
From: [Jan]
Subject: [Question for you]

Hey, Tommy, you never had a problem with the size of my breasts, did you? I want you to be honest here, ok?

Jan