Email to David Haller
May. 7th, 2008 10:31 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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xp_communicationFrom: [Can't Hardly Wait]
To: [Birthday Boy]
Subject: [ XXXX ]
I know I should not be shocked but to think I'd assumed you'd be quite interested, if not, curious about what sort of presents I'd have for you this year? Does this mean you have no interest in a little birthday unwrapping? Hopefully, you'll be coming back to your room sometime soon, yes?
xo,
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To: [Birthday Boy]
Subject: [ XXXX ]
I know I should not be shocked but to think I'd assumed you'd be quite interested, if not, curious about what sort of presents I'd have for you this year? Does this mean you have no interest in a little birthday unwrapping? Hopefully, you'll be coming back to your room sometime soon, yes?
xo,
B
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Date: 2008-05-08 03:05 am (UTC)To: [Betsy]
Subject: Re: XXXX
Wait. You meant that we should go to the mansion after dinner?
. . .
I went to the brownstone.
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Date: 2008-05-08 03:14 am (UTC)To: [Birthday Boy]
Subject: [ X0]
Of course, you would. I suggest you get back home tout suite. And by that, I mean, now. I can't hold this position forever.
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Date: 2008-05-08 03:20 am (UTC)To: [There's a problem]
Subject: Oh god (http://community.livejournal.com/x_communication/868306.html)
Um, babe . . . you may want to get out of that one fast, because Cain just emailed me to let me know he's going to drop my birthday present off in my suite and I'm in the city and he has the keys.
Oh god. Please tell me you know a ninja stealth-trick.
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Date: 2008-05-08 03:50 am (UTC)To: [Or, probably, sex]
Subject: I am so sorry (http://community.livejournal.com/x_communication/868306.html?thread=2729682#t2729682)
I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I should have just told him the truth. Or the PG version of the truth. I'm sorry.
Maybe we can wipe his mind?
Damn it, fucking ethics.
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Date: 2008-05-08 06:46 am (UTC)To: [ The Doomsayer ]
Subject: [ You are so lucky. ]
If I hadn't been able to calculate the fifteen seconds it took me to get out of my...predicament and measure Cain's gait by taking into account the distance from his room to your own. Well, he would've found me in something else besides my kimono. In other words, am ninja. Don't doubt me.
You should be here in time to celebrate the last ten minutes as planned. I have an outfit and you should come help me put it back on.
Now, stop playing in traffic and get back here.