Email to Jean-Paul

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To: [Jean-Paul]
From: [Lil]
Subject: ?

Did you take my pants?

Email to Manuel

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To: [Manuel]
From: [Zanne]
Subject: Swedish Warfare

May I ask what inspired Tabitha and Lil's recent audible assault?

No one deserves ABBA.

-Zanne

Email to Wanda

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To: [Maximoff, Wanda]
From: [Gavin, Jake]
Subject: Have Arrived

D'you know what sucks about intercontinental flights? I can't sleep on them anymore, because I don't want Agnes Nutter* sitting next to me to start screaming the moment she realises my arm's gone missing. Before I came to New York, I'm not sure when the last time I didn't sleep on a flight was. It's become a reflex or something.

I'm not as cranky as I sound. Well, maybe a little. I lost my watch--I think I forgot to take it off when I went to sleep last night, which means it's somewhere in the bed. Would you keep an eye out for it?

Anyway, I have checked into the hotel and no one's tried to kill me yet. I should probably take that as a good sign.



Jake


*Why yes, I did re-read Good Omens on the plane, why do you ask?