Email to Jean-Paul

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To: [Jean-Paul]
From: [Lil]
Subject: ?

Did you take my pants?

Comments

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To: [Lil]
From: [Jean-Paul]
Subject: Mystery Solved

So that is who they belong to; I thought they were too long in the leg for me. I am certain it was a righteous theft and that pictures will surface shortly proving me in the right.

What the hell did you feed me last night?

Jean-Paul Beaubier

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To: [Jean-Paul]
From: [Lil]
Subject: Good

I want them back. Have yours but mine are better. Can switch later when the world stops spinning.

And I have no idea what I gave you. Or myself. No memories after the Canadian Pussy shots.

- Lil

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To: [Lil]
From: [Jean-Paul]
Subject: re Good

Much later. The play is tonight and I have to go to class now. Hopefully someone will recognize me for the shambling undead that I am and put a bullet through my skull.

Jean-Paul Beaubier

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To: [Jean-Paul]
From: [Lil]
Subject: re: Good

And I'll stay in bed. Joys of not being responsible.

- Lil

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To: [Jean-Paul]
From: [Lil]
Subject: re: Good

Meh. Getting up sucks.

Working at Harry's tonight. If I don't kill anyone it will be a miracle.

- Lil

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To: [Lil]
From: [Jean-Paul]
Subject: re: Good

Responsibility has its virtues. I just need to keep repeating that.

Also, my students are subtle and clever. I am impressed.

Jean-Paul Beaubier

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To: [Jean-Paul]
From: [Lil]
Subject: re: Good

No, it doesn't. At least, none that I'm aware of.

Can I have my pants back now?

- Lil

Text to Lil

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In my room on lunch. Recovering. An exchange of hostages is permissible.