2011-03-01

Email to Garrison

to: [Kane, Garrison]
from: [Spicywiener, Carlos]
topic: See you in Madripoor

I found Archie. He's willing to give you ten minutes. And by willing, I mean that he owes me a favour and is willing to trade that for ten minutes and an unspecified threat on my life. We did agree that you're buying the drinks, right?

--Dum-Dum

Text to Kevin

I am so sorry I will not be able to go to your opening. I am in Madripoor for the X-Men business. Good luck!

SMS to Doug

To: [Too sexy for his computer]
From: [Above this sleeping thing]

So, you should totally come over tonight and entertain me.