Text to Angel and Yvette

[x-dust.livejournal.com]

Just at tailors and picking up my dress. Her daughter modeled it for me for a bit, so she could suggest how the scarf and sash looked best.

Look how lovely it turned out! I cannot imagine the work she did!

Text to Marius

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

You are amazing and I am dead. Seriously man, bravo.

TXT to Arthur Centino

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Congrats. You hurt her, I'll find you.


Attached to the text are several PDF files containing all known addresses for Arthur, his parents' and brother's home address, his financials, his contracts for his shows, medical records, stunt records, certifications/training programs (driving, wire work, scuba diving, etc), insurance policies (personal accidental death/dismemberment and the massive one for his house), and a photo of a napkin with a phone number and lipstick on it with the name of the bar that Arthur worked at in the corner. There's a note on the napkin as well that reads, 'That was kinky!. We should do it again. Like tomorrow. Call me. - S'

Attached to the PDFs is a virus that wipes the entire history from the electronic device it gets into and makes it inoperable five minutes after the first PDF is opened.

Text to Wade

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the driks...still madat you. Smug bastard. :-/

TXT to Marie-Ange

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What do I need to buy to make a paper mache horse head in a sterile environment without leaving fingerprints?

Text to Jean

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

1/2 Being sober at a party SUCKS. Worst. Idea. Ever. In your medical opinion am i backsliding into addiction if i eat enough cupcakes to go into a sugar coma?

2/2 did you make up with Wilson?