TXT to THE BROS

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/13] Guys, I helped a dude throw some anti-mutant
[2/13] assholes outta Kirby's in DX last night
[3/13] and he's apparently new to the city, I guess.
[4/13] Anyway, name's Sam Guthrie, he's the bartender
[5/13] there and a) I told him some of you guys
[6/13] with connections to the underground fight club
[7/13] would send some friends over to make sure
[8/13] those assholes don't come back but also b)
[9/13] I volunteered us to go hang out with him
[10/13] tomorrow night at the bar. He seems nervous.
[11/13] Like he needs friends. And also, he said
[12/13] he wasn't sure how the 'north' worked
[13/13] so I'm kinda worried.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

(1) Bro. Brobrobrobro. BRO.
(2) Guthrie? Well, guess it's Frankenberry Cat time, wheeeee
(3) At least before, the Guthrie clan
(4) (And it's a definite clan, bc 3 of them were at the mansion)
(5) come from BFE Kentucky, so that 'north' thing tracks
(6) I am absolutely down to throw some assholes out of a place
(7) Just gimme the when and where

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/5] BROS. Bartender Sam texted me and outed himself
[2/5] by accident cause he thought he was talking to his sister.
[3/5] Do I acknowledge? He texted a few minutes later
[4/5] like 'you didn't see those please and thanks'
[5/5] so I feel like I should be like, 'see what?'

[xp_loa]

[1/2] Jesus Christ 21 texts this is why group texts are a bad idea! I thought someone was dying!!!!

[2/2] Always down to sit at a bar, I’ll see if Fi’s busy

[xp_topaz]

[1/6] Who is this?
[2/6] Why is this group called THE BROS?
[3/6] Wait, Barton. Okay that explains a lot
[4/6] Going to have to pass on drinks, it seems like you have enough volunteers
[5/6] I'm no good for nervous people who need friends
[6/6] And I haven't slept in three days