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Group comms to Felicia, Jubes, andJessica
***Voice comm on**
~Alright girlies, you on this? Sound off? Nah, we're good. We got four places to get to, lives to save, asses to kick. Fi, I'm giving you the 20th floor, high rise, too fancy for me. You'll know what not to destroy. Jubes, there's a restaurant that you can shock and awe in. That stainless steel should be some fun conduit for your pafs. Jess, yours is easiest -- are you close to [nightclub]? Cuz upstairs is where we gotta do this. Let's check in as much as we can~
~Alright girlies, you on this? Sound off? Nah, we're good. We got four places to get to, lives to save, asses to kick. Fi, I'm giving you the 20th floor, high rise, too fancy for me. You'll know what not to destroy. Jubes, there's a restaurant that you can shock and awe in. That stainless steel should be some fun conduit for your pafs. Jess, yours is easiest -- are you close to [nightclub]? Cuz upstairs is where we gotta do this. Let's check in as much as we can~
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xp_dominion2024-09-04 10:34 pmText to Jessica Jones, Felicia Hardy, Marie D'Ancato, and Jubilation Lee
[to] Group
[from] Garrison Kane
So, here's the thing. While you were all downing hurricanes, I died, New Orleans was seized by a witch the wolf killed and then seized by a second witch that doesn't really exist. Which witch is which, eh?
I'll stop. We need a hostage rescue team. Guild members are being held all over the city as leverage to... well, kill a bunch of us. I've attached all the intel we have about where they are being held and the likely opposition. Do you think you can quietly start getting them clear?
Yes, I will pick up the largest tab in Harry's history as a thank you.
--Kane
[from] Garrison Kane
So, here's the thing. While you were all downing hurricanes, I died, New Orleans was seized by a witch the wolf killed and then seized by a second witch that doesn't really exist. Which witch is which, eh?
I'll stop. We need a hostage rescue team. Guild members are being held all over the city as leverage to... well, kill a bunch of us. I've attached all the intel we have about where they are being held and the likely opposition. Do you think you can quietly start getting them clear?
Yes, I will pick up the largest tab in Harry's history as a thank you.
--Kane
Text to Arthur
[1] Hey.
[2] I'm referring some clients to you.
[3] Out of towners. Their kid hasn't turned up.
[4] Seems like it might be nothing, but apparently the kid is like kind of... lizard like?
[5] Forwarded image: Christmas-7.jpg
[6] Still, kind of looks like the kid might just be ghosting overbearing parents
[7] They were scared of Match's cat (not Sharon, which would be reasonable)
[8] But I'd rather not take this and it's what you guys do, so enjoy.
[2] I'm referring some clients to you.
[3] Out of towners. Their kid hasn't turned up.
[4] Seems like it might be nothing, but apparently the kid is like kind of... lizard like?
[5] Forwarded image: Christmas-7.jpg
[6] Still, kind of looks like the kid might just be ghosting overbearing parents
[7] They were scared of Match's cat (not Sharon, which would be reasonable)
[8] But I'd rather not take this and it's what you guys do, so enjoy.
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Text to Jessica Jones
[1] Could I maybe close the office early?
[2] Everything else is just closed today for some reason
[2] Everything else is just closed today for some reason
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Text to Haller
[1] I was going to say happy birthday but then I remembered I don't celebrate nepo babies
[2] What'd you get, a porsche?
[3] No wonder you're friends with Warren.
[2] What'd you get, a porsche?
[3] No wonder you're friends with Warren.
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Text to Felicia, Match, Sharon
[1] Sorry that thing bit you
[2] Match won't kick it out of the office
[2] Match won't kick it out of the office
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Text to Haller
[1] Hey, are you on the lam for murder?
[2] Depending on who it was, I know a guy who can set up a decent alibi for you.
[2] Depending on who it was, I know a guy who can set up a decent alibi for you.
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Text to Jess
[1/2] So I have a bit of a weird question...
[2/2] But have you heard from David Haller on Muir lately?
[2/2] But have you heard from David Haller on Muir lately?
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Text to Arthur
[1] Did any of the kids tell YOU anything about this kidnapping??
[2] Like maybe literally anything about it
[2] Like maybe literally anything about it
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Text to Match
[1] New office rule: When you are ACTUALLY fucking kidnapped and it’s not just Sharon tormenting the general population, you are expected to say so???
[2] I shouldn’t have to hear it from the world’s most absent guidance counselor
[3] Do you need like medical attention or a therapist or something?
[2] I shouldn’t have to hear it from the world’s most absent guidance counselor
[3] Do you need like medical attention or a therapist or something?
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Text to Match
[1] Where were you today?
[2] Just because we don't work 9-5 doesn't mean you can just skip a workday altogether.
[2] Just because we don't work 9-5 doesn't mean you can just skip a workday altogether.
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Text to Haller
[1/2] You're a therapist, right?
[2/2] I need you to fix my assistant. I think he's an animal hoarder.
[2/2] I need you to fix my assistant. I think he's an animal hoarder.
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Text to Jessica Jones
[1] Sooooooooooo mr Sczepanski couldn pay it all but he said his niece makes neon signs & we can have 1
[2] What color u want?
[2] What color u want?
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Text to Wanda
[1] Hey, Haller said that the stuff in the city today was the same fucking people as that bullshit in Spain?
[2] You know anything about this?
[3] I was in Jersey against my will so I wasn't there
[2] You know anything about this?
[3] I was in Jersey against my will so I wasn't there
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Text to Haller
[1] What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck happened today
[2] And don't be a smartass
[3] It's midnight and I'm still in Jersey City because Match found us a "great job" that turned out to be for some fucking lizard farm
[2] And don't be a smartass
[3] It's midnight and I'm still in Jersey City because Match found us a "great job" that turned out to be for some fucking lizard farm
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Text to Jessica
(1) You ever have sex so fucking good that you swear, the universe is collapsing into itself because you're so goddamn amazing, only to find out the Mansion literally split in half while you were orgasming?
(2) Anyways enough about me. What the fuck happened and are you ok?
(2) Anyways enough about me. What the fuck happened and are you ok?
