TXT to THE BROS

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/13] Guys, I helped a dude throw some anti-mutant
[2/13] assholes outta Kirby's in DX last night
[3/13] and he's apparently new to the city, I guess.
[4/13] Anyway, name's Sam Guthrie, he's the bartender
[5/13] there and a) I told him some of you guys
[6/13] with connections to the underground fight club
[7/13] would send some friends over to make sure
[8/13] those assholes don't come back but also b)
[9/13] I volunteered us to go hang out with him
[10/13] tomorrow night at the bar. He seems nervous.
[11/13] Like he needs friends. And also, he said
[12/13] he wasn't sure how the 'north' worked
[13/13] so I'm kinda worried.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

Kyle hon, if he's bartending he's at least 21.
Clint, don't you think inflicting all of us on someone nervous at once might make him MORE nervous?
We're a lot. (affectionately)

[xp_cypher]

(1) I mean, Clint's a lot all on his own, babe.
(2) with the misspellings and the freaking 13-text blast blowing up phones
(3) (ilu clinto)

[xp_darcy]

But all of us + Clint + drinks is MORE
I mean I'm down but maybe not everyone at ONCE
Small groups

[xp_hawkeye]

What exactly did I misspell, bro?

[xp_cypher]

in general, bro

[xp_hawkeye]

Since when, bro? Tasha's got me actually using capital letters and everything now.

[xp_cypher]

(1) Because Tasha's terrifying, bro. Smart.
(2) I bet you misspell like a champ after the vodak, tho

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/9] I mean it was more like. Awkward
[2/9] nervous than actual anxiety nervous?
[3/9] Don't get me wrong, he definitely
[4/9] didn't need my help as much
[5/9] as I thought he might when I got
[6/9] involved with the throwing-out.
[7/9] I think it'll be fine. He didn't
[8/9] seem to be having any problems
[9/9] with the crowd at the bar in general.

[xp_darcy]

Maybe introduce us in small doses then because we really are A LOT

[xp_wildchild]

okay good point I have no funny excuse even
I blame uh
this really bad airport novel I read about killer sharks

[xp_darcy]

Long flight and bad airport novels are a great excuse, really.