TXT to THE BROS

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/13] Guys, I helped a dude throw some anti-mutant
[2/13] assholes outta Kirby's in DX last night
[3/13] and he's apparently new to the city, I guess.
[4/13] Anyway, name's Sam Guthrie, he's the bartender
[5/13] there and a) I told him some of you guys
[6/13] with connections to the underground fight club
[7/13] would send some friends over to make sure
[8/13] those assholes don't come back but also b)
[9/13] I volunteered us to go hang out with him
[10/13] tomorrow night at the bar. He seems nervous.
[11/13] Like he needs friends. And also, he said
[12/13] he wasn't sure how the 'north' worked
[13/13] so I'm kinda worried.

Comments

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/5] Bro. Bro bro bro. BRO.
[2/5] Welcome back! Hope your sabbatical
[3/5] building roofs was great and cathartic and stuff.
[4/5] He's totes not 12. I dunno how old he is but
[5/5] he's cute and also the actual bartender.

[xp_darcy]

"He's cute" *points finger* NO

[xp_hawkeye]

I'm innocent. I have never done anything wrong in my life. Ever.

[xp_cypher]

IKnowThisAndILoveYou dot gif

[xp_darcy]

I know you and I love you. NO.

[xp_wildchild]

my dude no stop hitting on twinks