TXT to THE BROS

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/13] Guys, I helped a dude throw some anti-mutant
[2/13] assholes outta Kirby's in DX last night
[3/13] and he's apparently new to the city, I guess.
[4/13] Anyway, name's Sam Guthrie, he's the bartender
[5/13] there and a) I told him some of you guys
[6/13] with connections to the underground fight club
[7/13] would send some friends over to make sure
[8/13] those assholes don't come back but also b)
[9/13] I volunteered us to go hang out with him
[10/13] tomorrow night at the bar. He seems nervous.
[11/13] Like he needs friends. And also, he said
[12/13] he wasn't sure how the 'north' worked
[13/13] so I'm kinda worried.

Comments

[xp_hawkeye]

Since when, bro? Tasha's got me actually using capital letters and everything now.

[xp_cypher]

(1) Because Tasha's terrifying, bro. Smart.
(2) I bet you misspell like a champ after the vodak, tho