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To: Bartlet, Madelyn
From: Blaire, Alison
Subject: Nasty hormones…

You know what you were saying about men and them being all - well. Did you see what they're all going on about in my staff post? DID YOU?!

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Now that I'm done hitting my head on the wall this is actually horribly funny.

*snickers*

Course, I'm not letting them know that!

Alison

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To: Bartlet, Madelyn
From: Blaire, Alison
Subject: Nasty hormones…

Never mind the funny. I went boom.

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Grmmlggnn...

To: [firefly]
From: [maddie]

I tell you, never snort Moira's brew - it'll kill your sinuses.

Men are pigs. Want sanctuary from Big and Grumpy? There could be ice cream involved...

Maddie.

To: [maddie]
From: [firefly]

It's possessed. Keep Illyana away from it so it doesn't get worse.

No. Well, I want the ice cream. But I don't need sanctuary. I can yell just as loudly as he can.

And pig is not the word. I won't start listing more appropriate words. It would take me too long and THEY DON'T DESERVE MY ATTENTION ANYWAY!

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Sorry.

Alison

ps - What kind of ice cream are we talking about?

Although Moira's coffee sometimes could double as a chemical weapon, I swear. Hmm, thought for if the mansion's ever attacked again...

No, they don't. The lasering of Cain's door was a nice touch, though...

Fudge ripple, I think it was. Possibly also raspberry shortcake...

Maddie.

It eats through mugs. It is Wrong.

He wasn't answering!!! If he thought he was getting away with saying that so easily, he had another one coming! If he'd answered everything would have been just fine!

At least Sam was helpful! And Nathan!

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I like those.

I'm sulking a lot right now. Just so you know.

Alison

I'd say it more nibbles its way through the mugs, but it's a good way of sorting the strong mugs from the weak. Darwinian priciples at work in the kitchen...

You, sulk? Never! *grins* Although, if you want help on the original question, I still have a couple of contacts from my FBI days, including a former defence instructor. He does a style of sparring based on a combination of karate and savate he calls foot and fist boxing...

And ice cream solves everything... *lures you with a tub and a spoon...*

Maddie

It's still scary.

...I think I'm going to stick to organizing the Tai Chi. The boys can do what they want about the rest. But you should let them know.

I'm coming down for a bit. Want to go outside after though, so I may not stay long.

Thank you
Alison

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Second email, sent shortly after the first...

Subject: Now I've finally stopped choking on my coffee...

Oh God, you drink Moira's coffee?

Something has to keep me awake during night shifts.

Yes, from the mad howling in the coffee machine?!

Whatever it takes

Re: Whatever it takes