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xp_communication2005-05-24 07:53 pm
x-beast.livejournal.com) wrote in xp_communication2005-05-24 07:53 pm
Email to Moira, Jean, Maddie, Scott and Alex
To: [ScottishRed], [PsiRed], [DearestRed]
CC: [AlexBad], [ScottWorse]
From: [FurAllSticky]
The nursery is done! It looks wonderful! Pale green, pale yellow, with some cute pictures of baby animals in the wild, and cute bunny, ducky, and teddy decals on the furniture, which is assembled and everything. Scott and Alex were pillars of strength, especially given that my knee is still sore, although not as bad now. You must all come and look at it asap (Moira, I expect to see you as soon as you're home and rested). However, in order to avoid getting paint in my fur, Scott wrapped me in clingwrap.
Yes. CLINGWRAP. He's evil.
Alex laughed. He's bad too.
*g* It did, admittedly, keep most of the paint out. Most, not all. But by the end of the day I smelled VERY strange, and I was all sticky. I've only just finished getting my fur clean again.
Nobody else is EVER to see these pictures. *g* On pain of attack-by-stinky-Hank.
Attachments: Clingwrap1.jpg, Clingwrap2.jpg, Clingwrap3.jpg
CC: [AlexBad], [ScottWorse]
From: [FurAllSticky]
The nursery is done! It looks wonderful! Pale green, pale yellow, with some cute pictures of baby animals in the wild, and cute bunny, ducky, and teddy decals on the furniture, which is assembled and everything. Scott and Alex were pillars of strength, especially given that my knee is still sore, although not as bad now. You must all come and look at it asap (Moira, I expect to see you as soon as you're home and rested). However, in order to avoid getting paint in my fur, Scott wrapped me in clingwrap.
Yes. CLINGWRAP. He's evil.
Alex laughed. He's bad too.
*g* It did, admittedly, keep most of the paint out. Most, not all. But by the end of the day I smelled VERY strange, and I was all sticky. I've only just finished getting my fur clean again.
Nobody else is EVER to see these pictures. *g* On pain of attack-by-stinky-Hank.
Attachments: Clingwrap1.jpg, Clingwrap2.jpg, Clingwrap3.jpg
My very well-dressed heroine!
From: [picnic-lover]
I will lay money that none of them smelled of overheated dog, overheated man, and overheated plastic all at once. Plus paint. At least, not often. ;) Although I still contend that you'd faint beautifully if you decided to do it.
And.... dress. Picked by Alison. Loaned by Alison.
I hope you realize that you've raised my pulse-rate by sitting quietly in a room several floors away and typing. It's utterly unfair how easily you can do that.
-Hank
Subject: My evil plans are falling into place.
From: [will share a picnic blanket any day]
I dunno. There was that really strange corpse that had been lying inside a shipping container for three weeks in the middle of summer... *grins* I don't faint easily, I'm afraid. Closest I've come is when Kurt put that shoulder of mine back. You'll have to settle for me being beautifully conscious instead.
*eg* Did I mention Alison's taste in dresses is briefer than mine?
Maddie.
Nono, OUR evil plans are falling into place.
From: [picnicking mastermind]
I do not envy you the strange corpse. *shudder* Not one bit. And you are, most assuredly, very beautiful when conscious.
And I know it is, believe me, I've seen her dressed. *g* You've killed my brain, woman. And on purpose!
-Hankdroolingquietly.
Subject: My mistake.
From: [very bad woman]
Sure you don't need a bucket for the drool? *grins*
Maddie.
Re: Subject: My mistake.
From: [Undressing]
The nice thing about a cold shower is that the drain is right there for the drool. Evil woman. ;)
I am off to shower and sleep. Think of me. *g*
-Hank
Subject: Revenge is yours!
From: [still another six hours to go]
That's cheating. *pouts* Good thing the medlab's always on the cool side, I suppose. I need it.
Maddie.