Email to Team Leads/Xavier's Security Heads/Tech Development

[xp_hawkeye]

To: [Team Leads]; [Xavier's Security Heads]; [Tech Development]
From: [Barton, Clint]
Subject: Teams Security Breach

Good morning all -

Regarding the security breach for the teams communication board yesterday, I'd like to reassure everyone that the situation is being handled. Matt is retaking our security protocols modules and I've already made sure that his auto-lock on his phone and his other electronics has been decreased. I'd like to also make sure everyone knows that Matt's SOP is to utilize an earbud while listening to confidential or sensitive material, so his partner Foggy wouldn't have actually heard anything from my report.

I'd like to make a request regarding upgrading the biometric security on mansion-issued/encrypted electronics. If at all possible, is there a way to make sure that a device shuts down if picked up by someone it wasn't issued to?

This was a minor mistake that won't happen again.

- Clint

Comments

Subject: Teams Security Breach

[xp_darcy]

To: [Clint Barton]
Cc: [Team Leads]; [Xavier's Security Heads]; [Tech Development]
From: [Darcy Lewis]

Yes, this is possible. If we sandbox the Xavier's apps, we can add a biometric lock that denies access to those apps if someone else accesses the phone while still allowing regular phone access. It won't stop things like people reading over your shoulder, but that's where we have to trust residents to follow the security modules.

We've had some new people come in recently, maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to do an update and then have everyone sit through a quick security refresher.

Re: Subject: Teams Security Breach

[xp_hawkeye]

To: [Team Leads]; [Xavier's Security Heads]; [Tech Development]
From: [Barton, Clint]
Subject: Teams Security Breach

I'm down for an 'everybody gets a refresher' thing, definitely. Also, I don't know what the sandbox thing for apps is all about beyond like, the barely-there basics, but it sounds like you guys have it covered and I love that.

[xp_erverse]

To: [Clint Barton]
Cc: [Team Leads]; [Xavier's Security Heads]; [Tech Development]
From: [Quentin Quire]

Want me to just mind-wipe this Foggy person as a precaution?

-Q

[xp_hawkeye]

To: [Quire, Quentin]
From: [Barton, Clint]
Subject: Re: Teams Security Breach

I appreciate that your mind went there and you volunteered that and, while I'm not gonna take you up on it right now, I'm not ruling it out in the future.

[xp_erverse]

To: [Barton, Clint]
From: [Quire, Quentin]
Subject: Re: Teams Security Breach

I'm a helper.

-Q

[xp_darcy]

To: [Quentin Quire],[Clint Barton]
From: [Darcy Lewis]

Bless your heart.

1) Foggy is a lawyer and understands lawyer-client confidentiality
2) Matt and I both have him on retainer.
3) If you mind wipe Matt's boyfriend and my sometimes fuckbuddy I'll kill you.

-DL

[xp_erverse]

To: [Darcy Lewis], [Clint Barton]
From: [Quentin Quire]

Badder bitches than you have tried.

-Q

[xp_darcy]

To: [Quentin Quire], [Clint Barton]
From: [Darcy Lewis]

Yes yes you're the baddest bitch in the house or whatever. I take extreme exception to people fucking with the minds of my men. Don't test me. :)

That said, you ever get a chance at Collins' brain, I'll bake you something. Cool? Cool.

-DL

[xp_hawkeye]

To: [Lewis, Darcy]
CC: [Quire, Quentin]
From: [Barton, Clint]
Subject: Re: Teams Security Breach

Darce, I've already thanked Q for the offer but declined. You know I wouldn't let anything happen to Foggy. I've known that kid longer than you and he's at Family Breakfast like at least three times out of the month (which you know, cause you're there now, too - which reminds me, I have to make sure Matt invites Doug).

Point being, the offer's useful, but unnecessary right now.

-Clint

Can't we all just get along?

[xp_darcy]

To: [Clint Barton], [Quentin Quire]
From: [Darcy Lewis]
Subject: Ruin my fun then

Excuse you, I was having a good time. And the petty part of me wants to come down to the Chapel and scream "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD" just so you remember why you don't try to boss me around. Alas, I have a concussion.

The offer is useful, just not on my people. You'll note I offered my baking if he manages on Collins.

-DL

Where's the fun in that?