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Clint Barton ([personal profile] xp_hawkeye) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2023-03-29 11:57 am

Email to Team Leads/Xavier's Security Heads/Tech Development

To: [Team Leads]; [Xavier's Security Heads]; [Tech Development]
From: [Barton, Clint]
Subject: Teams Security Breach

Good morning all -

Regarding the security breach for the teams communication board yesterday, I'd like to reassure everyone that the situation is being handled. Matt is retaking our security protocols modules and I've already made sure that his auto-lock on his phone and his other electronics has been decreased. I'd like to also make sure everyone knows that Matt's SOP is to utilize an earbud while listening to confidential or sensitive material, so his partner Foggy wouldn't have actually heard anything from my report.

I'd like to make a request regarding upgrading the biometric security on mansion-issued/encrypted electronics. If at all possible, is there a way to make sure that a device shuts down if picked up by someone it wasn't issued to?

This was a minor mistake that won't happen again.

- Clint
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[personal profile] xp_darcy 2023-03-30 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
To: [Quentin Quire], [Clint Barton]
From: [Darcy Lewis]

Yes yes you're the baddest bitch in the house or whatever. I take extreme exception to people fucking with the minds of my men. Don't test me. :)

That said, you ever get a chance at Collins' brain, I'll bake you something. Cool? Cool.

-DL
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[personal profile] xp_darcy 2023-03-30 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
To: [Clint Barton], [Quentin Quire]
From: [Darcy Lewis]
Subject: Ruin my fun then

Excuse you, I was having a good time. And the petty part of me wants to come down to the Chapel and scream "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD" just so you remember why you don't try to boss me around. Alas, I have a concussion.

The offer is useful, just not on my people. You'll note I offered my baking if he manages on Collins.

-DL

Where's the fun in that?