2005-05-18

E-Mail to Jake

to: [Gavin, Jake]
from: [LeBeau, Remy]
subject: Illness.

I think I might have caught something from vomit guy. Passed out yesterday, and Amanda had to slip me a magical mickey earlier. So, you're in charge until I'm better. If Magneto invades, take a message. And get your part of the report done for Friday. I have a meeting with the Professor then.

--Remy

E-mails to Doug, Kitty, Lorna

To: {the amazing upside-down boy}
From: {Kid Numerical Advantage}
Subject: Been thinking. )

To: {loveliest accomplice}
From: {clown prince of Kansas}
Subject: The squirrel flies in the bean soup. )

To: {crouching magnet, hidden chef}
From: {being sneaky}
Subject: Probably want to be all the way awake to read this. )

Important Email

From: Jetstream
To: X-Men Command Staff
Subject: Husk

I had a disturbing encounter with Husk this afternoon. If she's not flamed out by now, she's on the very ragged edge of doing so. She was very not-happy about her training session today.

I tried to get through to her using sweet reason, but she wasn't having any of it. I hate to say this, but she _might_ be considered violent. Put a nice dent in the wall next to my head, that's for sure.

So - one of you who is not me might want to go track her down, see what the story is. I've got a routine medical checkup this evening.

Jetstream
XO of X-Men Black

email to Jubes

To: [Jubes]
From: [the kitten]
Subject: go on, guess...

Can I just say, "ah, fuck it"?

I can't come up with any coherent way to say "that's not what we meant" and I get the feeling everybody's gonna be pissed, no matter what, so why not just let them and come back when it's all blown over.

And don't you just love how everybody's all "well, I thought it was a bad idea..." Hell, if they thought that why didn't they just damned well tell us.

Also, gah, I know it's not fair to be mad at Catseye, cause what with the being raised thinking she was a cat she's not so much with the social mores, but for fuck's sake I am seriously cheesed off about this. She can't sneak about and evesedrop on conversations and then then talk about it - it's so beyond not cool.

God above, I'm in a mood. Gonna go do some work in the parlour away from my laptop.

Fuck.

-Kit